A Short Play About Mary, Beth, and Joseph (or Maybe Marybeth and Joseph)

[CC & Judith are catching up on the phone.]

JW: Hey, I read the CLC HBR article.

CC: The one on hipos and hipers?

JW: Yeah!

CC: The whole thing?

JW: Yes, the whole thing.

CC: How?

JW: Well, I don't have a subscription because it's too expensive, but you can go on the San Francisco library site and read the entire issue there.

CC: Does HBR know about this?

JW: Well, yeah, they must. The library has a license. And you have to enter your library card number.

CC: Ohhh... that makes way more sense.

JW: They don't let just any Mary, Beth, and Joseph read what they want.

CC: ...

JW: ...

CC: Do you mean Tom, Dick, and Harry? Who the f* are Mary, Beth, and Joseph?

JW: Yeah, I don't know where they came from.