[Scene: Red Top taxicab in Northern Virginia. There's a story on the radio about the return of Tiger Woods to golf. The taxi driver maintains that Tiger made a "mistake." CC maintains that having sex with multiple, dirty women is not a mistake and that Tiger should have stayed single if he wanted to screw all the cocktail waitresses on the PGA tour.]
Taxi driver: You're not a forgiving person.
CC: I am a forgiving person.
Taxi driver: But you wouldn't forgive Tiger's one mistake.
CC: I would forgive shrinking my clothes in the dryer. THAT's a mistake. What Tiger did is not "one mistake."
Taxi driver: Are you married?
CC: No.
Taxi driver: That's why.
CC: I'm ok with that.
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